Category: Joke Board
Tony and Bob, eight and five years old, are playing in their room when Tony decides his little brother is old enough to learn some swear words.
Bob is happy about this, so Tony has an idea:
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I will say "shit and you will say "ass". The child excitedly agrees.
A while later, the two children are sitting at the table and their mother asks Tony what he wants for breakfast.
"Shit, mom, I'd really like some cornflakes"!
Surprised, his mother spanks him and sends him back upstairs crying, then she turns to the younger kid and angrily asks:
"And you, what do you want for breakfast? The little child stutters:
"I don't know, but you can bet your ass I won't have cornflakes".
Oh man, that is so cute and funny!!! made me lol!